operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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