If you die in college, do you die in real life?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
