Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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