his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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