Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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