I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Randomize
