Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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