The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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