I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
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