i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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