Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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