Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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