After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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