i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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