haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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