Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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