That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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