He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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