Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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