What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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