we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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