This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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