I just made out with a guy for $7.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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