Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
