So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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