I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
