Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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