WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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