But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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