Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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