Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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