My brain says no but my pants say off.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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