i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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