Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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