can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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