since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
