Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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