Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
