I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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