Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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