What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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