That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
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