I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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