i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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