I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize