she looked like the before picture.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Randomize
