what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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