i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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