Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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