Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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