I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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