There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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