Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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