You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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