Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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